What About Second Breakfast?

I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy, so if I didn’t understand that I was being asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

My grandma said Benedict Cumberbatch is a funny looking bloke so I just stared at her for about a minute and finally said “Don’t insult my boyfriend.” I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY I’M A STRAIGHT GUY WHAT AM I DOING

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yES EXACTLY


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reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine


url graphic: calpaldisbluetardis

url graphic: calpaldisbluetardis


Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

guardians of the galaxy is getting hella good reviews from critics and i could not be more excited for it

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dang….

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

graceart512:

phoneyoversimplification:

David Tennant’s Reaction to finding out Jack Harkness is the Face of Boe

His laugh is the most beautiful thing.

graceart512:

phoneyoversimplification:

David Tennant’s Reaction to finding out Jack Harkness is the Face of Boe

His laugh is the most beautiful thing.

aryamlady:

movies watched in 2014 → star trek (2009)

“If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be truth.”

When people who are really gorgeous call themselves ugly.

catholicamputee:


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Bendergent Cumberwich