What About Second Breakfast?

boromirs:

Henry V., IV.III

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.

deebzy:

I want there to be a thing where John and Sherlock throw Mrs. Hudson a tiny birthday party and it’s just the three of them and they eat cake and maybe have some wine or something, and John and Mrs. Hudson dance while Sherlock plays violin and they sing Happy Birthday and it’s just really cute.

deebzy:

I want there to be a thing where John and Sherlock throw Mrs. Hudson a tiny birthday party and it’s just the three of them and they eat cake and maybe have some wine or something, and John and Mrs. Hudson dance while Sherlock plays violin and they sing Happy Birthday and it’s just really cute.

person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I’M GETTING THREE DOGS AND A CAT WHEN I MOVE OUT OKAY

I AM A LEGAL ADULT

areddhels:

Today in Middle-Earth: The end of the Third Age; Frodo and Bilbo depart over the Sea with the Three Keepers. (September 29th, 3021 T.A.)

 Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.